The fast bitch... she bears blind dogs. 

The Adventures of Bastard

Meet Bastard

Dr Straveskov - leading geneticist and animal lover (literally).

Follow Straveskov's hugely offensive musings on his Twitter feed - but don't say we didn't warn you.

Bastard Rupert Adams is the world's first genetically engineered human and the brainchild of Dr Straveskov, an alcoholic Bulgarian Scientist.  His journey through life will be told in the forthcoming book: The Adventures of Bastard.  This site gives the inside track on his world... his friends, his enemies, his lovers (who, given his clawed hands, are some of the bravest people you'll ever meet).  Special features and content not contained in the book will appear here (irregularly and without announcement) for the benefit of those who care, or the unemployed.

Sam Gwillim's anonymous video diary is here...